Black Metal Trash

Get to know me!

Reblogged from liliaenbaggins

beautifulplumbobs:

wrathofabooklover:

Send me any of these emojis!

👋🏻 What’s your name?
🎂 When’s your birthday?
⭐️ What’s your zodiac sign?
🏡 Where were you born?
😶 What’s your ethnicity?
👄 What’s your first language?
👤 What’s your gender?
🌈 What’s your sexuality?
💋 What is your romantic orientation?
👕 What’s your favourite type of clothing?
👢 What’s your favourite type of shoes?
🕶 What’s your favourite accessory?
☂️ What’s your favourite type of weather?
🐾 What’s your favourite animal?
🐉 What’s your favourite mythical/extinct creature?
🌲 What’s your favourite plant?
🌷 What’s your favourite flower?
🍎 Favourite fruit?
🥐 Favourite foreign food?
🍟 Favourite fast food place?
🍪 Favourite sweets/candy/snack?
☕️ Tea or coffee?
🏒 Do you have a sporty hobby?
⛸ Ice skating or roller skating?
🏅 What’s your best achievement?
🎼 Do you play any musical instruments?
🎨 Would you call yourself an artist?
❤️ Are you single or taken?
💛 Who is your best friend?
💔 Who has broken your heart?
🖤 Do you hate anyone?
💚 Are you optimistic or pessimistic in problematic situations?
💙 Introvert or extrovert?
💜 What do you look like?

I’m bored, send me some please? :)

Reblogged from only1600kids

catpda:

catpda:

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

Reblogged from itsagifnotagif

whenflowersfade:

avocadamnit:

aphoenixinwriting:

mrsmarymorstan:

kyrael:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
“…Technically, yes.”

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here. 

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them. 

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it. 

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

My favorite version of this headcanon is that there is one Ravenclaw who went all seven years by answering the riddles with some variation of “not a potato” and was only ever wrong once.

Reblogged from themiddleearthworldoftolkien

atheistj:

You can tell a lot about someone from their favorite Lord of the Rings movie.